Squidward 

the (in some and possibly very few people's opinions) Adorable precious angry cinnamon roll in spongebob, he's like an angry violent-ish kitten X-3

girl that actually loves squidward respectfully: *sitting at krusty krab watching squidward*

squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line*
squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3

Squidward by Female sans January 23, 2018

Squidward 

The most iconic squid in Bikini bottom
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet

He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick

Full time worker at the Krusty Crab

1) You feeling it now, Squidward?

Squidward by guacandsalsa June 4, 2018

Squidward 

Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.

Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."

Squidward by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021

Squidward 

When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.

I pulled a squidward on my girl last night.

Squidward by Robby.S October 14, 2017

squidward 

To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.

Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.

squidward by Meg Millions October 23, 2006

Squidward 

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

Squidward by MEEEEMES March 9, 2017

Squidward 

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

Squidward by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012