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spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....
A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.
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Spreading the butter 

Spreading the butter by tyler April 28, 2004

Spreading Christmas Cheer 

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.
Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

Spreading Nutella 

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.
Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.

spreading the nutella 

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

spreading stoke 

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.
I was spreading stoke at the festival by piquing everyone’s interest as I floated past.
spreading stoke by #1Bodega July 29, 2020