thin sliced ham 

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham

thin sliced ham by rumproast September 19, 2004

spiced ring

That feeling that ur ass-sphincter gets when it needs to release the shyte, RIGHT NOW.

Often coupled with hot-flushes and sweaty palms if u hold it.

In the worst cases of spiced ring, the slightest unexpected or jerky movement (eg: accelerating hard in a car, being suprised etc), can cause the ass-sphincter to involuntarily relax, resulting in the purging of the smelly, eggy, poo that was festering in the bowel into the undies of the victim.

He suddenly was overcome with a hot-flush, closely followed by the dreaded spiced ring. He knew he had to get that ass of his onto the pot, otherwise a very smelly and embarrasing result would surely ensue!

spiced ring by Champski October 6, 2006

sliced bread 

The best thing since... oh wait.

I like sliced bread with jam. And butter of course, are you stupid?

sliced bread by colonelsalt September 2, 2012

the best thing since sliced bread

a person says this to show how one apprieciates the other person or object; to show how much they like the person or object.

Chad-"Damn! Yo da best thing since sliced bread honey!"
Betty- "Give me yo numba and u will c the second best thing since sliced bread"

-or-

Tony- Wow! this video game is the best thing since sliced bread!

the best thing since sliced bread by --katy- June 20, 2006

White Spiced 

When you ask for your food spicy at an asian restaurant but it comes out mild because you're white and they didn't think you could handle it.

Jeff: "This Tom Yum soup was supposed to be extra spicy and it's not even making me sweat."
Bennett: "I think we got white spiced!"

White Spiced by TwineTime August 9, 2016

Sliced Loaf

The view you get when looking up as you are going down on an overweight woman. The ripples in their gut fat looks very much like the view you would see looking along the top of a sliced loaf of bread....

I went down on Kim's beaver, and when I looked up all I could see was her sliced loaf gut.....

Sliced Loaf by Bibbo November 16, 2006

Spiced

Happy or excited.

I am quite spiced at the moment. I just ate some cheerios.

Spiced by BobbehGetDownHere March 29, 2017