Softcockalitis 

As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.

Why did he miss our run this morning?

Oh, he's got softcockalitis again.

Softcockalitis by MysterC March 27, 2015

Softcocking 

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves

You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!

Softcocking by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008

soft cock 

A person who decides to stay at home, rather than heading out with their friends. This person usually uses the excuse "that they have had a busy day", "they are tied" or "I had a big one last night"...

Mitch had a busy day at work and decided he would stay at home and "soft cock" it for the night...

soft cock by Party Hard February 13, 2007

Softrocked 

Casual, almost sad sex. Sometimes done out of pity. Occurs between friends, or co-workers.

It will take some time and pity, but she will softrock me.

OR
After I lost my job, wife, and house, my co-worker softrocked me just to make me feel better.

Softrocked by Red Koimon June 16, 2009

soft cock 

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.

When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".

soft cock by 19Bearhunter March 29, 2008

Soft Cock 

A male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties.

That guy, hes such a fucking soft cock.

Soft Cock by sgpekanovich May 17, 2006

Soft Cock 

A soft cock is a guy who doesn't go out looking for stray cats. He likely has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, and his friends, who are/have hard cocks and are typically desperate for action on any given night, call him a soft cock when they go out to the bars and he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

Hey Mitch, who's going to the bar tonight to pick up?

Chris isn't, he's a soft cock.

Soft Cock by Merriam John May 13, 2005