Snurfing 

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.

"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"

Snurfing by Picklepc June 27, 2012

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

parallel snarking 

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

parallel snarking by scatterfan September 16, 2009

snarling dragon 

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

snarling dragon by nut n butt June 27, 2004

cock scarfing 

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.

Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!

cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

snorfing 

that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is

Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.

snorfing by ami413 September 1, 2013

snarling walrus

While a girl is going down on you and while finishing, you cram it down her throat and tickle her so she makes a snarling noise while your load comes out her nose.

"I got bored with the bj so I decided to give her a snarling walrus....that was the weirdest noise I've ever heard."

snarling walrus by sketchysnake88 April 22, 2010