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cry shitting 

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

shitting in my mailbox 

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.
Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin
Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles
Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit
Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"
shitsing by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .
Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.
shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

shitting bricks 

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks
shitting bricks by Mike March 9, 2005