the fattest man living on earth who cant seem to
understand that he's an old fart and sucks at
basketball....and
not to mention he got fucking swept in the first round of the playoffs
"yo mommas so fat, i thought she was shaq"
interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (
after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can
understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into
the locker room)