Serbian Shoelace 

The act of cumming in a woman's hair and then tying her hair into a knot.

Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.

Serbian Shoelace by Sample Sam June 23, 2018

Serbian Stepmaster 

When a floor installer usually of Serbian or possibly Romanian background is installing flooring on a staircase, but is so drunk they are unable to balance on one step and continuously fumble between two or more steps in an effort to maintain balance. This is usually done with a beer or brandy in hand and possibly a cel phone in the other hand. This exercise type of work could be the reason said person will likely be wearing track pants and a wife beater

Goran : What the hell is Dragan doing? He's so drunk he can't even balance on one step
Andrej: That bastard has been doing the Serbian stepmaster since noon!

Serbian Stepmaster by BaldFatGuy May 18, 2011

Serbian Salesman 

Someone who bamboozles you into buying rubbish.

If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.

"Milos, you asshole Serbian Salesman, you told me this backpack would last me a lifetime and the next day my books fell through the bottom. Take a shower you asshole and NO, I will not have sex with your stinky wife in compensation."

Serbian Salesman by LaWhyno July 20, 2009

Serbian Sideshow 

The act of stabbing/shanking somebody in the side, stretching out the wound and proceeding to have intercourse with the wound. Adding insult to injury

Rob was disrespectin me big time, so i gave him a Serbian Sideshow He'll never forget.

Serbian Sideshow by Joey B.D. June 16, 2010

serbian smoothie 

When a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy cums in the girls mouth and they swap their cum and swallow after approximately 5 times

Dude I think I still have some leftover cum in my mouth from that Serbian smoothie I did.

serbian smoothie by MusclesMcCoolguy April 24, 2011

serbian seatbelt

(verb) The act or tying your penis to the security bar of a roller coaster as a safety measure to prevent death.

Thanks to the serbian seatbelt, jimmy only tore his penis off and not died from the roller coaster that had stopped upside down.

serbian seatbelt by That dude? June 5, 2011

Serbian step

A Serbian step is a move in bacetball poularized by Serbian Player Nikola jokic. He often takes two extremely long slow steps to get to the hoop when he is enabled by the opposing team defense to tap and dribble the ball. So the sports comentators gave that move a neme SERBIAN STEP Him beaing from serbia and all.

Ooh and he just pulled a Serbian step on them.

Serbian step by Cllamer March 11, 2017