Senator Mitch McConnell 

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

Senator Mitch McConnell by Bawston69 December 30, 2020

Senator Santorum 

The sub-species of santorum left behind by anti-gay politicians who have been caught in a gay tryst. The same frothy, seminal, fecal goodness with a whiff of hypocrisy.

Have you guys seen the pictures that just leaked from the Minneapolis police department of Larry Craig and his Senator Santorum?

Senator Santorum by PAfunk April 9, 2011

Senator Hagner

the GOAT🗣🗣🗣🗣🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

person 1: you see that new senator hagner tweet?
person 2: yeah that shit was fire he the goat frfr

Senator Hagner by whatyoutalkinbout October 5, 2020

senator armstrong 

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.

senator armstrong by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016

Senator Fredrick 

A Member of the governmentgay orgy. The bitch of the orgy only takes never pitches

Senator Fredrick really made the government run smoothly he evened the teams out

Senator Fredrick by ActuallyBarackObama December 13, 2017

senator cummies 

A large big burly coco goblet names shaquife

Yo senator Cummies is fucking boofin

senator cummies by SenatorCumBum November 30, 2019

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

Senator's Wife Syndrome by Immortal Synn December 9, 2008