Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.

Cloud Seeding by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024

shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.

noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!

shadow seeding by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024

Gay Seeding 

Once a popular passtime, the gardening term Gay Seeding consists of digging a small hole, planting a seed in it, and exclaiming gay-pride phrases in a loud, proud voice, as in, "Be Faaaabulous!!!"

"I put in my garden last week and was gay seeding.

I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."

Gay Seeding by JustAnyone May 22, 2025

Semantic Seeding 

The act of deliberately planting terms, phrases, or concepts into the digital world so that they spread, get picked up by algorithms, and eventually become part of everyday language. Unlike regular SEO, which just makes things easier to find, semantic seeding shapes how people (and AIs) talk about stuff in the first place. It’s about influencing the categories and meanings themselves.

“Dude, that phrase didn’t just trend by accident—it was straight-up semantic seeding.”

Semantic Seeding by LexicalBandit September 8, 2025

Competitor Seeding

When a salesperson mentions a competitor by name while trying to sound better than them, but accidentally plants that competitor in the customer’s mind and sends them off to research them.

Competitor seeding is when you weaken your own pitch by defining yourself in relation to someone else. Instead of sounding like the obvious choice, you sound like a reaction.

In sales:

The moment you name the competitor, the buyer starts wondering:

• Who are they?

• Should I check them out?

• Why are you talking about them so much?

Better move:

Don’t name the competitor.

Name the gap.

“Most solutions in this category don’t include this, so teams end up paying for it separately. We built it in from the start.”

Bottom line:

If you name your competitor, you’re doing their advertising.

If you name the capability gap, you’re doing your own positioning.

“Unlike Competitor X, we include this feature.”

“Congrats. You just did Competitor X’s marketing for free. That’s competitor seeding!”

Competitor Seeding by epilep March 30, 2026

A good seeing to 

A good, hard, fuck.

"Kascia seems grumpy"
"I think she needs a good seeing to."

A good seeing to by jacken14u June 9, 2014

I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement

The last words of the popular fortnite streamer Ninja after he attempted to make 1 million people in the Times Square do the floss dance.

"Can we make 1 million people do this crazy fortnite dance?"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"

I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement by HighElfArcher January 16, 2019