Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking
around the house getting
important things done.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime
opportunity to love your man.
"Hey Tod, check out
that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your
shoulders, you won't get anything done
around the house with that heifer"