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Snarfaling 

My cat is "snarfaling" around the kitchen
Snarfaling by Soapenstein April 22, 2018

“Surfacing” 

Meetings designed to talk about doing shit, but never doing the shit we’re meeting to talk about.
“We’re just here for “surfacing” ideas on how to build an electric rocketship to Uranus…”
“Surfacing” by PigDiddy July 15, 2021

scareaming 

omg that movie had me scareaming
scareaming by poosthyf4Rt69 December 10, 2022
The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.
After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.

Scarfing 

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
Scarfing by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025
(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.

SCARFER - Noun
ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
SCARFING by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026