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scalise disease

It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.
"maynnn, that bitch is on crack!...thats gotta be the scalise disease!"
scalise disease by crackycrackwhore December 13, 2007
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You're all a bunch of idiots, the word you are talking about is SCABIES. And its not solely a STD. You can get it from anyone you have skin contact with who has it. If your arm rubs against a persons arm who has it at the store...then you will more than likely get SCABIES. You can also get it by sharing clothes, or blankets, or towels...etc.
I borrowed Sarah's blanket and she had scabies, now I do too. =(
scavies by CwaZy KiLLa LeTTe January 2, 2004

will scales 

a gay fish who penetrates fish
you're being such a will scales
will scales by Nubby Chugget July 30, 2018

Monday Scaries 

Scared at life after your weekend started on Thursday and it continued to Sunday Night. Move aside Sunday Scaries there is a new sheriff in town.
Sorry I cannot hang out this Monday as I am going straight home after work and watching True Blood. I have a serious case of the Monday Scaries and am afraid to be outside.
Monday Scaries by La Bronze July 27, 2010

sunday scaries 

The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day questioning your entire existence while you battle your hangover. And to make matters worse? Tomorrow is Monday.
I haven't seen B. Marcus all day! He must have a serious case of the Sunday Scaries!
A unit of strong, intelligent, loyal, passionate, independent but also family orientated group of people with a Italian heritage that dates back to the original founding members of the Costa Nostra. John Scalise was the man that made & commissioned Al Capone and the Chicago mob but was ruthless killed by the same backstabbing people he put into power Al Capone. Before John Scalise's death he was well known as the first person to rub there bullets with garlic and invented the hand shake of death that are often portrayed in Hollywood mob movies. After his death most of family moved out of Chicago to start there own positive family stories and becoming role models and leaders in new cities all over the US. The Scalise's are still well known to be innovators and leaders of their community and have held very important careers such as doctors, writers, artists, athletes, police officers, firemen, teachers, professors, and judges!
If you know a Scalise, you will known them for life... just don't cross them.. or they will cross you.
scalise by Son of John December 21, 2016