The second most awkward person on earth. Smart af. Can't imagine a life without her, cause she is a fucking badass and an amazing friend. Literally, the best person to spend time with.
To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court JusticeAnton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.
Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.