sandwich 

two slices of bread with deli meat (sliced thin) in between

"I want to go get a sandwich." "Ok let's go to whataburger" "No you dumbass I said sandwich" "Oh sorry you're right i'm a headass a burger is not a sandwich"

sandwich by thesandwichmankid April 12, 2017

sandwich 

The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.

Following day..

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.

sandwich by I AM MCLOVIN September 30, 2007

sandwich 

something every women needs to know how to make

bitch, go make me a sandwich...

sandwich by repairman man man man January 24, 2011

sandwich 

when grinding, two peaple get on either side of one person and they all grind together. usually a 2 guys grind with a girl in the middle.

Girl: look at justin and Drake.
Boy: ya there sandwiching sandy

boygirlboy=grinding=sandwiching

sandwich by Miley February 26, 2007

sandwich 

something I want my girlfriend to make me after we have sex all the time but she gets pissed off and leaves, then I have to make it and you know I'm smoking my cigarette thinking about the sandwich and the bitch leaves what a cunt

" Bitch make me a sandwich "

sandwich by Dildo Dildo dildo February 21, 2009

sandwich 

Someone who is inbred.

"That guy is so inbred that he's a sandwich."

sandwich by CorgisDie January 11, 2017

sandwich 

A very random insult that will make everybody laugh at said insulted person for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. It it not know why this happens, and people are still trying to figure out why. It is mostly directed at random people or a person who is disagreeing with you. Does not work in chat unless you are under 12 or so.

Bob:I don't think so.
Joe:Come on, it should be fun!
Bob:I really don't think so. . .
Joe:Stop being a sandwich.
Bob:. . .
Joe:STOP!
Ted:hahaha
Tim:hahaha
Moe:hahaha
Joe:hahaha

~OR~

Bob:You sandwich! WTF
Random Person:Come again?
Bob:You heard me, stop being a sandwich damnit!!!
Random Person:I'm sorry, what is a sandwich?
Crowd:HAHAHAHA

Crowd leaves after a while and the random person has an odd story to tell for the rest of his life.

sandwich by Slatte September 17, 2006