Russell Crowe 

A potentially lethal alcoholic concoction. The recipe is easy, yet entirely idiotic and unhealthy. After drinking your favorite flavor of Four Loko about a fourth of the way, simply add a shot of tequila and a 5-Hour Energy to the can and mix well. Once you get past the awful taste and constant desire to vomit, this drink will have you yelling aggressively, punching out paparazzi, and throwing telephones at hotel workers, just like the actor Russell Crowe. Drink at your own risk.

Eduardo just shotgunned a Russell Crowe! What a fuckin' animal!

Russell Crowe by TheloniousRex November 17, 2010

russell crowe 

A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.

Russell Crowe is a scrouter.

What?! Since when was Russell Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!

russell crowe by The Nefarious Alex August 17, 2005

Russel Crowed 

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

Russel Crowed by JRM065 January 7, 2015

Oh my God it's Russell Crowe!

Something you say when you disagree with the level of excitement, intending to imply that the people around you are being mindless.

Reference from South Park episode S06E05 where a fictional Rusell Crowe beats up a person for yelling excitedly "Oh my God it's Russell Crowe!"

Wow there's two people in this class of 50 people... with the SAME birthday!

Oh my God it's Russell Crowe!

Oh my God it's Russell Crowe! by ohmygodit's February 28, 2026

Russellcrowecentric 

When you love and disrespect oneself so deeply that you become a black hearted crow.

Russell Crowe starred in that movie that he cast himself in. He is so RussellCrowecentric.

Russellcrowecentric by Damo, Master of Goats February 22, 2023