Rumsfeld

Verb - when you have to void your bowels and stomach simultaneously, especially in the bathroom of an airplane or other confined quarters. Named because of the peculiar scrunched up look on the face of the Rumsfeld-ee, reminiscent of perpetual facial expression of the politician of the same name.

"Whoa, I thought I could cure my hangover with that breakfast sandwhich from the airport McDonalds but then i totally had to Rumsfeld mid flight"

Rumsfeld by Pierre Lachouff August 24, 2011

Rumsfeldian 

The act of being close in nature, or complete opposite, to former United States Congressman, Secretary of State, and Secretary of Defense (1975 to 1977, et al. 2001 to 2006) Donald Rumsfeld.

Boy, that Ryan kid is quite the Rumsfeldian. The resemblance is uncanny.

Rumsfeldian by Rumsfeld 44 February 21, 2023

donald rumsfeld

endearing term for Donald Rumsfeld

I think i need some cream for my Rumsfeld Dr

donald rumsfeld by ben December 10, 2003

Rumsfeld

The act of vomiting and crapping at the same time. Usually quite stressful given the simultaneous urges to sit on and kneel in front of the toilet bowl.

Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.

Rumsfeld by thatbul83 July 27, 2010

Rumsfeld

(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up

Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.

Rumsfeld by neuron February 1, 2010