Ronaldo
One of the greatest Brazilian footballers of all time. He gets overlooked because of Christiano Ronaldo who is an inferior player, and mentioning "Ronaldo" will make more people think of Christiano than the Brazilian star.
Me: Wow, Ronaldo just played a great game.
Some moron: Oh, Christiano Ronaldo? that cheating scum!
Me: No, the bald Ronaldo you stupid brit.
Some moron: Oh, Christiano Ronaldo? that cheating scum!
Me: No, the bald Ronaldo you stupid brit.
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