dickhole queefing 

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.

I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.

dickhole queefing by JJBeck February 7, 2010

queefing 

Queefing can be used in substitute for trippin, lunchin, or straight acting a fool. It can also be used to describe any object in a negative manner.

I don't know whats wrong with them, but Andrea, Laura, and Christine be queefing hard.

But off the no bull, those Shaq Shoes are queefing.

queefing by Show me what you got October 25, 2006

queefing 

When a dude who's a real pussy whines about not being included in shit. It's the sound of lips flapping around due to complaints and tears.

Friend #1: I'm never invited to depot events queef, queef, queef.

Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.

queefing by Cricket Choadster January 30, 2009

Quit queefing on my dick! 

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.

Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!

Quit queefing on my dick! by UCRKID January 5, 2010

quiffing 

To make love to the quiff in a girl's hair.

Me: you got your haircut?! Wtf I thought we were gonna do some quiffing tonight?

Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?

quiffing by Conye October 21, 2017

Lord Queefington 

A affectionate name to give one of your friends.

Oh Lord Queefington, you and your shenanigans!

Lord Queefington by Bubbaqueef May 18, 2010

asian queefing 

when an asian girl queefs and it makes this sound ching chang chong

i just asian queefing in my pants

asian queefing by 123654456789987456321 June 14, 2015