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oh my quiche 

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry
S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg
oh my quiche by palmtree566 September 26, 2020

quiche story

a fairly uninteresting story, usually told alongside a load of babbling and rambling on about something completely uneventful.
i ate a pizza while i was in spain, it was wild.

wow, that is such a quiche story!
quiche story by avu1380 January 18, 2011
Quiche is a word that describes someones appearance, someone who is quiche is a step above "hot" and is so hot you want to have sex with them. If you call someone 'quiche' it means you wanna do the nasty. Quiche people are hard to find, but when you find one, cut that fucking quiche like you mean it.
Jimmy: Jesus that Girl is so bloody hot
Bobby: She aint hot, shes quiche!
Both: *cuts the quiche*
Quiche by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 3, 2018

quichey chode

A word used to describe a fat person with a love for all things dairy, espically quiche.
OMG Carl look at that quichey chode

'Lets play spin the quiche', 'no f*** u, ur a quichy code'

beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.
"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"
beef quiche by Mule July 24, 2008

The Bosnian Quiche

The most deadliest sex position known to man. No one can actually describe what The Bosnian Quiche entails, due to the fact that those who had ever dared perform it either lost several limbs or vital organs and were too traumatized to reveal their experience, or never survived to tell the tale.
So there I was, greased up to my elbows in flax seed oil, about to perform The Bosnian Quiche on a Cambodian boy, when all of a sudden there came a ringing on my hand held cellular device!