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A food primarily eaten by fake men.
Real men don't eat quiche.
Quiche by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
slang for fat person, normally used to describe an over-weight female
"She's alright for a quiche!"

"I wouldn't mind doing a quiche, just for the craic"

"Carl pulled an absolute quiche last night!"
Quiche by Martymaterazzi March 3, 2009
adj. 1. a rich, unsweetened custard pie with egg filling; 2. derogatorily used to describe a person who is unsubstantial and carries pretensions, or is disingenuous.
He likes to think he's interesting but he's such a flake - he's so quiche.
quiche by Cori J. November 13, 2006
a gay food usually served as an entree and followed by an carrot cake for dessert.
When Joey had Elliot over for tea, he prepared a delicious spinach quiche.
quiche by Ben Dover January 11, 2004
oh my gosh he is such a quiche. wow and i thought queers werent dishes?!
Quiche by sHANNONNNN September 13, 2005