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Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.
Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

Cunt Punting 

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.
lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
Cunt Punting by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

Midget punting 

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft
"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

Baby Punting 

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration
I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier
Baby Punting by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009

Squash Punting 

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
Squash Punting by Graffen November 9, 2011

Fetus Punting 

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.
Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
Fetus Punting by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007