Portable Program 

A program that doesn't require installation, meaning you don't need administrator privileges to use it, and doesn't require a crack/keygen. Similar to a preactivated program, except it's all packed into one simple .exe file, with no or very few supporting files.

An easy way to avoid installing a program and taking up to much space, is downloading a Portable Program.

Portable Program by Palm3R October 18, 2008

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program 

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

Blue lake international program 

Awesome program that sends talented young people to Europe to play several concerts in different country's.

Amazing way to spend summer.

Joe: Dude I had an amazing summer.
Nate: ME too man.
Joe: What did you do?
Nate: I went to Germany with the Blue Lake International Program.

Blue lake international program by ClarinetGal12345678987654321 February 11, 2010

Fall Back Program 

The show that you watch while your main show is at a commercial. It is usually not as good as your main show.

Dude I was watching Family Guy last night and there was a 12 minute commercial. Good thing I had Spongebob as my Fall Back Program

Fall Back Program by The Tree7635 May 5, 2009

orgasm donation program 

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

orgasm donation program by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

get with the program 

same as "get with it" or "get a clue"

"come on, we always spot you guys two points at game start, get with the program already!" haha

get with the program by Mr. B June 1, 2004

weapons of mass destruction related program activities 

synonym for, "We've got nothing."

"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

weapons of mass destruction related program activities by Whee February 1, 2004