pontiac grand prix 

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.

Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"

pontiac grand prix by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008

Grand Prix GTP 

The usual compromise that is made when a husband (who wants a sports car) and a wife (who wants a grocery getter) buy a car together. It's a good looking car, and decently fast-certainly faster than 90% of the stuff she could have goaded you into buying if she loved you less-but contrary to what people will tell you, it will never outperform a pony car, and even a V6 Mustang will eat it for lunch.

I went and did a 15 on the drag strip in my Grand Prix GTP while I had 30 pounds worth of groceries in the car! Rock on!

Grand Prix GTP by Blarney October 28, 2005

Pontiac Grand Prix 

First appeared in 1962 as a full sized two door coupe, similar to the Bonneville. In 1969 it was moved to the mid-sized chassis shared with Chevy's Monte Carlo. Was given a re-style in 1973. Many would agree that 1962-1977 were the most stylish years for this personal luxury coupe. But it was down sized in 1978 to a boxy generic design which continued till 1988. Thats when the Grand Prix was redesigned as a Front Wheel Drive aero jelly bean on wheels. 4 Door models were offered, due to the declining popularity of personal luxury coupes. The Grand Prix lost it's uniqueness and was just another boring GM sedan. It was redesigned in 1997, and 2004, but still continued the same look until the Pontiac name was axed in 2009.

I don't know what GM were thinking in the 80's, but they turned the cool Pontiac Grand Prix into a boring crap box that looked the same as all their other cars.

Pontiac Grand Prix by Metalhead83 December 6, 2011

Grand Prix GTP 

An overweight family truckster that rednecks think of as a muscle car.

Discontinued due to poor sales, replaced by the Pontiac GTO.

Dude, did you see that minivan pass us? You should feed those gerbils under the hood more often!

Grand Prix GTP by Monk E. Boy May 6, 2005

Grand Prix

When a bro hooks up with four different hoe's in four consecutive nights.

George: "Wanna go to the city this weekend... with hoe's?"
Josh: "Bro, from Thursday to Saturday, I am busy chasing after the Grand Prix?"
George: "Bro, what? There's gonna be hoe's in the city tho, bro!"
Josh: "Nah man, I am three down man, one more hoe to go."

Grand Prix by caddycarl November 16, 2020

Sand Prix 

A catch-all for bullshit no fans racing on soulless Middle Eastern Tilkedromes

Are you watching the F1 this weekend? Fuck no, it's another Sand Prix

Sand Prix by J45H March 28, 2022

prixmacros 

A very swag gamer who bullied a YouTuber with 30k subs on stream for macroing in the popular game mode known as hypixel skyblock.

PrixMacros is so swag

prixmacros by i probably macro March 16, 2021