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a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.
wow

its a pretzel.
Pretzel by lol stop February 17, 2019

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When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.
I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.
pretzel by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008
Stuff that makes you thirsty.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
pretzel by pseudoynm May 13, 2005
A girl who is all wrapped up in herself. The type of girl that takes every conversation as an opportunity to make it about her.
Tyra Banks = pretzel
pretzel by J-QUIZ May 22, 2011
A ski trick where the skiier goes into the snowboard park and slides a salty treat down the box railing or railing.
Timmy Wallnuts does some crazy pretzels in the snowboard park
Pretzel by Chronicskier March 17, 2009
(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
A butter-pretzel with freshly ground coffee for breakfast -delicious!
Pretzel by Alarick October 1, 2006