premeditated painter 

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.

The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.

premeditated painter by Kegie December 6, 2014

Premeditated Munchies 

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high

I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies

Premeditated Munchies by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

premedicognitive 

To think about thinking about something before you think about it.

He became premedicognitive when he subconsciously decided to think about thinking about himself thinking about shingling a dog house with pancakes on Tuesday on the previous Sunday.

premedicognitive by Seamus Mchooligan March 30, 2017

Premeditated Munchies 

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

Premeditated Munchies by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

premeditated fuckery 

The planned orchestration of foolishness and other behavior that is deceptive, illogical, or makes no sense, at all. Plotting, finessing, and schemining fuckery.

He tried to get me to go along with his premeditated fuckery, but he was just trying to finesse me out of some money

premeditated fuckery by Shay45 December 25, 2017

Primmed 

A well groomed pussy. Pussy Trimmed.

Man - "Babe, are you primmed?"
Women - "Oh course."
Man - "Good, when do I get some of that?"

Primmed by F.P.A. December 15, 2018

Premeditated Dick Sucking

Premeditated dick sucking is the act of planning out how, when, and where to suck someone’s dick.

“Bro you have to do Premeditated Dick Sucking so everything goes smoothly”

Premeditated Dick Sucking by iluvcowboys420 March 4, 2019