Porcelain Face 

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

Porcelain Face by cøld_søba May 29, 2021

Porcelain Beauty 

A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.

Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.

Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.

She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.

Porcelain Beauty
Mistress
Dominatrix
Goddess
Your Highness

Porcelain Beauty by Porcelain Beauty November 21, 2011

Punish the Porcelain 

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

Punish the Porcelain by Mike December 15, 2003

porcelain coiler 

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

porcelain coiler by mt1mp August 23, 2006

Porcelain Tsunami 

Porcelain Tsunami is when your fucking someone in the bathroom from behind near the Toilet and you grab them by the neck or Head and put there head in the toilet and Flush it with there face in it before Busting a Nut.

I just gave her a mean Porcelain Tsunami from the Rear.

Porcelain Tsunami by mike mike p. April 5, 2011

Poane 

A phonetic spelling of the word "pwn," commonly used online.

Guy 1: "I poane in Call of Duty"
Guy 2: "You mean pwn?"
Guy 1: "Same thing, it's a phonetic spelling"

Poane by Thompsoning June 26, 2016

Porcelain Ricochet 

The guttural and oft deafening resonance created when ass gas breaches the O-ring, slams into toilet water and bounces off the bowl. The resulting sound is both ghoulish and unholy.

My God! We better get the hell outta here. I was just in the Library bathroom and heard a porcelain ricochet that could only have come from a Yeti or a Nazgûl. Either way, I'm not sticking around to find out.

Porcelain Ricochet by Above_Reproach July 23, 2016