pitching a no-shitter 

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

pitching a no-shitter by El Chapo March 7, 2011

pitching wedge 

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

pitching wedge by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Pitching The Tent 

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

Pitching The Tent by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010

pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

pitching up by dp June 24, 2003

Pitching Tent 

Hawaiian slang for getting an erection to where you can see it lift up your pants like a tent.
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Hawaiian slang -Braddah I went see dis chick da adah night ah? bra I was pitching one 7 inch tent cuz!

African American slang- Ey yo nigga i seen dis hoe at the club da otha day walkin down westside nigga you know dat shit cud i was pitchin tent nigga.

White slang- Dude I was like cruising down town and saw this girl, mannn was I sure pitching tent.

Pitching Tent by Lukie-D June 25, 2008

Pitching-a-no-hitter 

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

Pitching-a-no-hitter by weeny bubble August 26, 2010

Pitching Loaves 

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

Pitching Loaves by Badams March 14, 2006