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Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!

penis by Colony September 20, 2003

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Something my boyfriend should let me touch

Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!

Penis by WWP: Wonderful World of Penis! December 10, 2011

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One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

penis by FrankC March 15, 2004

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a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

penis by potato sniffer 3000 July 31, 2018

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The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

Penis by Jilwan June 29, 2005

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