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Peach is a princess in the Mario franchise. She is the ultimate damsel in distress. If used in conversation ; she is a stereotypical blonde, depends on men and is definantly not a feminist. All the guys would think she's hot, but if they were in a relationship with her, they would give up because she is too hard to please.
Boy 1: Man, she is hawt!
Boy 2: Go ahead and try! She is a total Peach.
Peach by Daisyistoolit December 20, 2016
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1) A delicious juicy fruit with a fuzzy peel and a large pit in the middle.

2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
The government is like a peach: everything seems copacetic to the average American, but in fact the government is filled with corruption, greed, and lack of any sort of morality or ethics.
Peach by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Please Examine And Comment(Critique) Honestly.
This is used a lot on the wizards boards and is used when something new is created( so you can't flame)
PEACH by Toast_recon May 25, 2007
Many dirty minded people think peach means butt, this isn't true. Peach is just an innocent fruit that you can eat. Peaches are juicy and tasty, they are also really sweet! Maybe it's just my tastebuds. Peaches are fruits, not BUTTS!
"I ate the peach my sister was planning to eat, it was the last peach in the house!"
Peach by Whyareyoulookingat April 12, 2023
'peetch' (Harsh P, long 'eee' sound, 'ch' as in 'channel'.)
One syllable, five letters.

An averagely sized fruit, pinkish in color. Very soft and sweet, thus, making it difficult to keep fresh.
At a grocery store, they, as many fruit are, cheaper when in season, more expensive when not. Peaches have a single, solitary seed, known as a core or pit.
This week, Peaches may be bought at $3.99 a pound.
peach by Merune August 19, 2003
A high degree of excellence for an event or person.
"That was well peach" or "Did you happen to see university challenge last night some of the questions were peach"
peach by Derick Perallisis January 31, 2005
Betrayer and Deciever of your trust, comparable to Judas(Bearded dude who betrayed Jesus) and lies for personal pleasure, possible spin offs of his talents include "You've been Peached" and "Peach my Ride" in which a car is completely pimped yet the engine and the wheels are taken away.
To do a 'Peach'
Hey man! are you 'Peachin on me?!!'
Guy : Hey you gunna do your homework mate?
Peach: Nahh, noones doing it, dont do it mate because im not.
... Next Day ...
Guy : Hey Peach mate you done your homework? I didn't do it,
'Whips out a 5 page essay for the teacher'
Peach : Yeah mate
Guy : Peacchh! you JUDAS you dirty PEACH
Peach : You've been PEACHED!
Peach by Sgt Cabbage January 20, 2009