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paytonandzoe 

Are two best friends who stay up until 6am
Uhhhh paytonandzoe are cool
paytonandzoe by paytonandzoe May 31, 2020

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with them. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
“Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.”
the action of clouding a young, developing, yearning mind with false ideology.
‘theres no such thing as the medulla oblongata
‘STOP PALOONING ME WITH YOUR PROPAGANDA
palooning by eyerod22 April 21, 2022

Pistoning 

piss-ton-ing
(verb)

Rapid back and forth motion contained within the ass (closed first or otherwise) without removing the hand.

(see also: Fisting)
Him: So, how do you like to get fisted?
Me: Pistoning is my favourite! Piston my hole so fast until I cum without jerking off.
Pistoning by PureTea January 9, 2023

Laytoning 

The definition of the word “Laytoning” means you’re smoking weed and getting high
“Hey what are you doing?”
I’m laytoning right now
Laytoning by Smokeydascary October 29, 2023

Paloning 

Paloning (from the Finnish word palonen "burnt") is the act of burning out your colleagues. A worker who is paloning already exists as a burnt up husk of a worker, but frustrates their colleagues to no end, leading their colleagues to experience both physical and emotional burnout.
"I feel so awful, I don't want to go to work when he is there"
"Sounds like he's paloning you...I'm so sorry you have to work with him"
Paloning by Hyivittu69 April 12, 2025