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Dirty Pate

When your best friends wife gets aroused by putting her finger in your belly button while saying “balalalala”.
“Molly totally gave Derek a Dirty pate last night
Dirty Pate by Simplynader August 20, 2022
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The Pate 

When you lay your big, fat belly on your girlfriends back when you fuck her in doggy.
No way, he hit the pate on her! Thats so fucking gross, he probably loves cookies that fat fuck.
The Pate by Nut_Buster August 13, 2025

Pussy Patè

Skipped lunch. Saving my appetite for that pussy patè.
Pussy Patè by anonymous December 4, 2025

Parmesan Pate

The slimy, yeasty, sweaty yellowish looking bald spot on the top of a man’s head.
By Jove Nicholls!! Your Parmesan Pate is looking particularly delicious this evening! Cook me up a spag bol will you?!
Parmesan Pate by Befferson 2 February 21, 2026

a little pâté in his sashay 

High on methamphetamines…similar to gacked up on whoop chicken but usually refers to hopped up males of the homosexual persuasion..
Dick was high as a kite last night…he certainly had a little pâté in his sashay.

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013