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Pabsy stick 

A "pabsy stick" is originated from the word(s) "pabsy" or "pabs" definition of a "pabsy stick" is a short cut piece of plastic straw commonly used for drinking beverages. Instead it is used to snort mass amounts of cocaine i.e. "pabs" or in some cases "katrina" which is a commonly used name for ketamine.

The first pabsy stick was used in 2021 in Liversedge, west Yorkshire, united kingdom and is now a popular trend spreading across west Yorkshire.
pass me the pabsy stick J.D or boston have you took my pabsy
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National Your Past Self Day 

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

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<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS) 

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.
'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

slip one past the goalie 

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.
Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

Sun is past the yardarm 

It is an old naval term, it means the bar is open. It is late enough in the day to start drinking.
The sun is past the yardarm, it is time for a drink.

Smash From The Past 

Someone you had sex with in the past.
I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!