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An alert when PTS are near. Normally randomly stated while the PTS are close by.
Ryan and Mike were on constant PTS alert at the mall.
PTS alert by Lotto23 January 31, 2005
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PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.
"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "

PTS Japan 

A term used to define an incompetent organization thinking it can do better than its global counterpart, but fails to deliver at every level. Incompetent management looking to pass off their responsibility to people simply not working hard enough, utilize manipulation and bully technic to underpay their workers and degrade their value so they feel too pitiful and depressed to leave until they became one work the train track.
A: why is the train late today?
B: someone from PTS jumped today
A: damn. again?
B: well, it’s PTS Japan. They are shit.

Dope Pts 

Originally from the creators of Dope. From The Bay, The One And Only F.O.B. Crew. Usually used when done something very rewarding and impressive.
Damn Mark, Why u gotta do airchair at Taco Bell?!
That's 10 Dope Pts.
Dope Pts by x_____FLiPsTu May 28, 2006

Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues 

when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.
Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS] 

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?