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oring by Don Mitchell October 14, 2003
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So you know what an orangutan is right? Just for a little background, orangutans are the only exclusively Asian genus of extant great ape. The largest living arboreal animals, they have proportionally longer arms than the other, more terrestrial, great apes.
Basically an oringutan is a girl that appears to have longer arms than most because of the weight of her engagement/wedding ring. So when she walks, her arm is so heavy, both arms swing faster and look longer than most.
Basically an oringutan is a girl that appears to have longer arms than most because of the weight of her engagement/wedding ring. So when she walks, her arm is so heavy, both arms swing faster and look longer than most.
Kim Kardashian was an oringutan.
oringutan by eurotina2k December 15, 2011
orting
the act of being excessivly loud, annoying, obnoxious and/or drunk
pertains to the chant "ORT! ORT! ORT!"
pertains to the chant "ORT! ORT! ORT!"
Stop orting in my face!
You just orted everywhere, you must have spilt about five gallons of ort.
Ort! Ort! Ort!
You just orted everywhere, you must have spilt about five gallons of ort.
Ort! Ort! Ort!
Orting Heimlich Maneuver
(Commonly called “The Orting”)
A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.
The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.
Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.
HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.
While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.
POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.
The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.
Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.
HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.
While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.
POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”
“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”
“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”
“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
Orting Heimlich Maneuver by Orden_Isu February 14, 2022
orling ju
A Singaporean way of ordering a glass of orange juice from a store-vendor, usually in their 50s-60s.
"Hello Auntie, can I have glass of orange juice?"
"Huh? What talking you?"
"Orling Ju"
"Orh, Orling Ju ah! Say la!"
"Huh? What talking you?"
"Orling Ju"
"Orh, Orling Ju ah! Say la!"
orling ju by Ballooning October 9, 2011
oringina
Gagging heavily on dingleberry sausage patty's tainted with a touch of hemroidal jungle juice, puckering out of your recalled transvaginal mesh..
to Stephan
to Stephan
oringina by tenderoni1169 November 24, 2014
Orbin
A name for a sex machine who's penis was used as a model for the Eiffel tower. By looking at him, it might be hard to tell but behind his steel reinforced pants lies a monster powerful enough to inseminate every female in the world at once--Twice.
Anna: Its so sad to hear about Jackie, how did she pass away?
Jessica: She had sex with Orbin.
Guy 1: dude idk what to do i keep getting girls pregnant!
Guy 2: dude, you’re such an Orbin
Jessica: She had sex with Orbin.
Guy 1: dude idk what to do i keep getting girls pregnant!
Guy 2: dude, you’re such an Orbin