olympic "athlete" 

n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.

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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.

Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".

You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?

olympic "athlete" by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

Olympic Withdrawl Syndrome 

That empty, lonely feeling you get after the Olympics have ended.

This is usually due to the feeling of unity that comes with the Olympics. The withdrawl makes you feel more alone now to the fact that your country is now back at war/economic crisis/other misc. disasters.

Guy 1: "Dude, you have been staring at the NBC channel for hours, what's the big deal?"

Guy 2: "I miss watching Sweden take on China in curling, I want it back."

Guy 1: "I think you're suffering from Olympic Withdrawl Syndrome."

Olympic Withdrawl Syndrome by Robert Sexyman Pattinson March 2, 2010

olympic pong 

Special type of beer pong that can only be played during the time period of the Winter or Summer Olympics. Players take turns throwing at a setup of 5 cups, arranged to look like the olympic rings. The table size should be larger, as things should be measured in meters and liters for the game, and a meter's bigger than a foot. Furthermore, to replicate the Olympic feel, spectators may judge the players' shots from 1 to 10 dependent on splashdown. Medals are given out the next morning based on hangover severeness.

Steve and I brought home the gold and silver this morning after a night of Olympic Pong.

olympic pong by DaStater February 14, 2010

trauma Olympics 

An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.

And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,

trauma Olympics by A random guy who is also a pot December 21, 2021

Olympics

The way to see which country has the best steroid supplier.

Olympics are going to be lit.

Olympics by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017

Crack Baby Olympics 

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.

I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded

Crack Baby Olympics by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011

Redneck Olympics 

A NASCAR race.

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?

Redneck Olympics by DR. DISTRUCTO July 5, 2010