oatmeal ass nigga 

usually a white person who participates in stereotypical caucasian activities like eating oatmeal

Andrew is such an oatmeal ass nigga his whole closet is from vineyard vines

oatmeal ass nigga by pussydestroyer21 October 12, 2014

Oatmeal ass 

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

Oatmeal ass by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015

Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!

i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.

Oatmeal Cookie by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006

oatmeal

An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!

Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast

oatmeal by miss peeniz biznatch November 8, 2003

Oatmeal Cream Surprise 

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.

Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!

Oatmeal Cream Surprise by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009

Anus Oatmeal 

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.

1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!

Anus Oatmeal by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Oatmealy 

That warm and mushy feeling you get inside your stomach when you're around someone you like.

Wow, she really gives me that oatmealy feeling when she's around.

Oatmealy by freedom_fighter May 4, 2009