A large, fierce, and ego-maniacal feline that loves Meow Mix, fuzzy blankets, and slapping humans
in the face. Loved for her winning
personality, her total and merciless destruction of office furniture, and the only word in her
vocabulary: NAO?
Also known as the best cat this planet has or will ever know.
Dude: God, you act just like October.
Other Dude: THAT'S EMPRESS OCTOBER I TO YOU, YOU USELESS SACK OF BLOOD!
Human 1: I sure do like October.
Human 2: October
sure does like food.
October: NAO?
Human 1: No, not
right now, October.
October: *
DESTROYS A HOUSE*