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Shit Nuked 

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.
dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.
Shit Nuked by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

safety nuke 

A Nuke with a rubber tip on top. (For safety purposes.)
“Hey Ricardo lets add safety nukes to our country” said Daniel

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke 

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush
Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

Spark-Nuke 

Reading the detailed overview of a book on sparknotes.com instead of taking the time out to read it.
Guy 1: Hey did you read "Hard Times" by Charles Dickens for class today?

Guy 2: Nah, I didn't have time. I'll spark-nuke it during break.
Spark-Nuke by Eri'ce October 25, 2010

Suitcase Nuke 

A nuclear weapon the size of a luggage bag. Widely feared because it could be brought into a city and go off without any warning, but impractical in design and never fully made.
During the Cold War, many NATO leaders feared of coordinated sabotage using suitcase nukes
Suitcase Nuke by aneumann April 2, 2015

Social Nuke 

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.
"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."