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nozzle fest

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

Twat nozzle 

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.
Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!
Twat nozzle by bunnysmama October 31, 2010

nozzle fucking 

The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.
"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime
That Chav is proper nozzed
Nozzed by KRS1-5.0 September 21, 2019

Douche-Nozzle Backflow 

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!
The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

milk nozzles 

The mammory glands of a male/female
Did you see the size of Red's milk nozzles?!
milk nozzles by brefunk March 10, 2006