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Norwalk Virus

a virus that causes you to vomint and have diarrhea. It sounds like the word Ewok and whenever I hear "norwalk" I imagine the cute and loveable Ewoks chilling out on Endor playing drums and all getting sick from bad seafood.
My boss contracted the Norwalk Virus, almost shit her pants and had to go home. As a result there was no one at work to stop me from logging on to urban dictionary and defining the word "Norwalk"
Norwalk Virus by obyrned November 19, 2006
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Norwalk, Ohio 

A small city in Huron County, Ohio. Most people reference Cedar Point, just twenty minutes away from Norwalk, when trying to explain to someone else where they are from. Most people know everyone in the city.

There are two high schools and lots of elementary schools. Too many pizza places and grocery stores.

In 2009, one high school's football team won the State Championship game.

There is a museum dedicated to the history of the Firelands.

There are lots of parks and a very nice reservoir.
"So where are you from?" -first person

"Norwalk, Ohio." -second person

"....Umm where?" -first person

"It's about twenty minutes away from Cedar point, just south of Sandusky." -second person

"Ohh okay." -first person
Norwalk, Ohio by egm93924 April 29, 2011

Norwalk, Ohio 

Norwalk is a town in NE Ohio that has alot of pretty historic buildings and houses however it is over run with white trash, pillbillies, junkies, juggalos, wiggers, and rednecks. There are several trailer parks and government subsidized housing that tend to be full of young, usually drug addicted single mothers and mexicans. People from Norwalk for some reason think they are ghetto or hard but most are just failures at life who sell their food stamps for cash and get tattoos from their buddies in a basement. Losers of Norwalk typically never get out of the town and become scumbags for life.
Father : Would you rather live in Norwalk, Ohio or Willard, Ohio?
Son: Neither since you can't go to a public park without seeing a syringe laying around.
Norwalk, Ohio by aytch420 September 16, 2014

norwalk ohio 

Norwalk is full of dudes who cheat on their girlfriends to get ass of some STD bitch. Girls from other schools stop talking to them because their egos are bigger than their dick. The girls there are nasty psychotic sluts who have herpies and fuck their dads. Don't live in Norwalk unless you want the clap or a dude with a little dick.
This bitch from Norwalk ohio sucked my 3 inches and then fucked my brother

norwalk high school 

the kids here are hella swaggy every day is lit i get turnt just by being in the presence of these groovy doovy kiddos they like to look at hella dope goat penis and the food makes my daddy wanna bend over for the chefs if you wanna fit in you HAVE to wear sunglasses indoors stay hip friendos

Norwalk Sausage Fest 

The night where a bunch of males, meet at 11 1/2 Grandview Avenue, and they drink beer while grabbing each others sausage.
Yo, you here what happened at Da Silva's house last night?
Nah what?
They was a norwalk sausage fest.

Norwalk Nose Plug 

When a friend, girlfriend, or boyfriend is sleeping, you stick your nutsack over his/her nose to plug the airway with your nuts. The lack of air will quickly wake up your poor, unsuspecting recipient. As he/she wakes up quickly and gasps for air, that's when you stick your dick in his/her mouth. Norwalk, CA.
"Aw man, my girl was sleeping and I gave her a Norwalk Nose Plug"