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Shark-Nosing 

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
Shark-Nosing by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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Dolphin Nosing 

When you are eating a girl’s snatch from behind while she’s on all 4’s and you simultaneously bury your nose in her ass crack and move the nose up and down her anus. This maneuver generally elicits a high pitched “Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee!” sound from her the faster and deeper you go.
Rachel loves it when I do a little dolphin nosing. I like it too except I can smell her ass for days after.
Rubbing one's nose lightly across another person's skin. This is how asexual sex is performed, and is most common in the facial region, but is by no means limited to that area.
I love nosing because it feels so nice against my skin, and is such a pleasing sensation.
Nosing by AsexualKiwi March 27, 2015
1. The act of a cat smearing its nose all over you; usually done when wanting affection.
2. The act of rubbing your fingers on a cat's nose.
1. "The cat was nossing my face and now my cheeks are slimy."
2. "If I don't stop nossing my cat's nose I will have to go to rehab."
Nossing by blueberrysyrup January 21, 2009
pleasuring a girl by sticking their nose up her vagina
i was nosing her so hard last night
nosing by bigbadmet July 3, 2007
It is like licking with your nose
You just got nosed by the noser whose nosing
Nosing by heimer steinburger July 6, 2010