Loch Nessie Messie 

(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

Loch Nessie Messie by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

Nessie 

nessie nessie nesquick
finessa
finesse
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ness
vaness

white van

white girl

hydroflask
finessie

nessie is the goat

Nessie by nessienessienesquick May 31, 2019

nessie 

Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis

a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney

Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!

i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!

You mean im gonna be a daddy?

nessie by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

nessed 

a short way of saying ‘finessed’

aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.

nessed by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018

Nessie 

Nessie from loch Ness has long outgrown his nessting pond where he hatchedwayback and now must splash around the open oceans of the world, travelling is a pastime but mostly resides along the east coast of Australia where he is protecting his human host from undauvories, he's been spotted off Bulli in the water when summoned by offerings of slurpees from 7 eleven not Matty bees gf slurpee hell no. In the headlines recently he sunk a container ship of the eastcoast that possibly forgot to load his regular shipment of teff his favorite breakfast treat.

It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.

"Nessie is on the rocks again"

Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"

Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same

Nessie by Someoneotherthannessie1 February 4, 2021

Bowl Nessie 

A standing turd in the toliet, partially above the water line.

I just took a Bowl Nessie in the toilet.

Bowl Nessie by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Messy Nessie 

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

Messy Nessie by Sbreps March 18, 2024