Special Needs Goose 

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

Special Needs Goose by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

Social Needia 

Compulsively checking all social networking sites (Facebook, Twitter, OkCupid, Match, Foursquare, etc.), obsessively waiting for a new update or message to come through to give you your fix.

"I just wasted four hours on Facebook today. My social needia is getting to me!"

"My social needia is causing my hands to shake, I have to get my fix of Tweets."

Social Needia by Khump December 24, 2010

needsy 

1337 h4x0r On The Internet. Beware. Trolls forums etc.

Victim: OMG I GOT HAXED
Needsy: My bad.

needsy by Ominisent July 26, 2009

Special needs 

A term used to refer to someone with either an intellectual disability or, in a broader context, any condition that may pose problems in an educational setting, which can include non-behavioural or learning disorders, e.g., diabetes.

A statement of special needs absolutely does not imply retardation.

Special needs by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Special Needs Donkey 

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

Special Needs Donkey by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010

Needs more dragons

A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.

Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."

Needs more dragons by MrCarlSir May 17, 2014

needing out 

Making out with someone completely to fulfill your neediness and not at all out of interest of the other person

"Man, she's just so needy and clingy."
"Tom you gotta know she's not interested in you, you just fulfill her need to be liked and touched. She's needing out."

needing out by KayWheel December 23, 2013