Shirley Myers 

A shirley myers is a sexual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans anus, before licking it. The act coined its name a long time ago in country Victoria, Australia.

Dude, I wanted a rim job and she said i was to hairy. So she gave me a full shirley myers!

Shirley Myers by j'onn j'onzz December 12, 2013

Serc-Myers Syndrome 

Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.

"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"

Serc-Myers Syndrome by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018

You got Myers'd 

Getting screwed over, or taken advantage of by someone who is too lazy to do their job and too busy looking out for them self.

#1
DS 1: Dude, why are you still here? You aren't on CQ so why are you sitting at the desk?
DS 2: CQ had to go let out his dogs, and that was 3 hours ago.
DS1: Dude, you just got Myers'd

#2
DS 1: Why are you filling out that paperwork to turn in the broken Humvee? You aren't the master driver for the company.
DS 2: I don't know, I don't stick up for myself when I get told to do other peoples jobs. I pretty much have no penis.
DS 1: Dude, you got Myers'd.

You got Myers'd by IGOTMYERS'D@A2-10 October 26, 2013

bettye myers middle school 

the school where all the Mexicans think they gangsters and black where all the white people try to fit in with the black people and where all the black girls think they can fight. also the teacher think they the stuff and the principals act like they care which they don't ..

"is this the hood ?"

"no its Bettye myers middle school"

bettye myers middle school by gdhktcbji April 6, 2017

Pulled a Myers 

Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:

a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic

b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic

May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage

Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.

Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.

Pulled a Myers by Eldo's_Fuehrer:ConnorCampanero August 21, 2009

mike myers syndrome 

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.

hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.

mike myers syndrome by thebilldozer August 20, 2010

michael myers 

Michael Audrey Myers:

Born 1957. He was a very smart kid growing up, living a normal life. Until he started to act a little less normal than usual. Then on October 31, 1963, six year old Michael Myers brutally murdered his seventeen year old sister. He was locked away at the Smiths Grove-Warren County Sanitarium for the murder. He remained there for fifteen years, until on October 30, 1978, when he escaped. Twenty-one year old Michael Myers heads home to Haddonfield, Illinois. He chases down his remaining sister, Laurie Strode, who was adopted by a new family after the murder of Judith Myers. Michael Myers is the villain that started it all. He layed the groundwork for all those shitty knock-offs like Freddy or Jason. He doesn't stop until it's done. He is just simply evil.

Michael Myers made Halloween scarier and more famous than it already was.

Michael Myers could kick Freddy's and Jason's ass.

michael myers by sadlfj;sklfjklasj July 8, 2007