Curly Murali 

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.

My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.

Curly Murali by cromedream69 February 8, 2007

van mural 

The greatest American art form, a large mural found on the side of vans. Can include but is not limited to: Wolves, mountains, viking babes, and a scrawled-out name of one's band.

Guy: Saw some beautiful van mural the other day. It belongs in the Louvre, in my opinion.

Girl: I hear ya'.

van mural by me2312123 March 10, 2008

Murli 

A Murli is an amazing man, simply brilliant, smart and funny and playful and just the best father in the world, he means so much to those around him and is the most kind and sincere person,
Extremely intelligent, caring and takes a very high interest in math and science, loves those around him and they love him back, cute and nice but serious when needed, very lucky if you have a Murli in your life

OMG, look there it’s Murli!
Oh god I wish i was like him

Murli by Ilovefam May 25, 2018

mural 

A dedication to someone or something through that practice of visual art

I saw this sick mural done by Seen up in NY

mural by goreds07 July 20, 2006

murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.

Dude, i got murphied.

murphied by Mahday March 24, 2008

Mural 

Mural is one of the many words famous UK YouTuber KSI can’t say.

Why!??
Cause he is a fat neek

Fan: Hey KSI.. do you like this mural.
Ksi: Yes that mooral is nice

Mural by Morpheus the hamster August 8, 2020

The Murphie phamilie 

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .

boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah

The Murphie phamilie by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015