Muppetish 

Muppetish is an insult to someone who acts how a muppet would.

In football a striker could miss an open goal and the insult towards that player could be "That was muppetish!"

Muppetish by JimmyH777 September 19, 2009

Muppethead 

1. The term for an adorable girl you meet at large scale festival such as Burning Man. She wears a furry hat with googly eyes in it and is notorious for swooping in and making you fall in love with yourself.

2. A sweet person who supports you and your passions.

I was feeling bad about myself until I talked to the Muppethead over there. She really made me think.

Muppethead by Kkaufman August 28, 2016

Muppetese 

Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.

When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.

Muppetese by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010

Muppeting 

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."

"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"

Muppeting by MagsG June 16, 2013

Muppetic Irony 

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

Muppetic Irony by Richree July 26, 2008

muppetic irony 

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)

Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!

muppetic irony by Jeemus LeBouche March 25, 2007

puppetized

Its like being hipnotized but like puppets.

Jose is being puppetized to do whatever Adam wants.

puppetized by goken114 September 28, 2009