Mitting 

The act of doing nothing.

The entire office is mitting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.

Mitting by TBLOfficestaff June 21, 2012

Matting it all up 

Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.

Dude, quit hitting on my grandma. It's my birthday party, damn it. You're Matting it all up.

Matting it all up by Trishie October 8, 2005

Matting 

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

Matting by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018

mothing 

The act of staring into the light of ones pda while in a place where one should otherwise be socializing, mingling, or engaging in conversation.

I found it quite offensive that my children were mothing while out to dinner with their grand parents last week.

mothing by bkdboca April 20, 2011

mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.

Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"

mooting by James Jordan October 30, 2013

don mattingly 

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

don mattingly by lenny December 23, 2004

Mutting 

An ancient art, only known to people who have mastered the art of dogging people out. It is an extreme act of hearing a story about someone, then twisting it so much its just a load of bullshit, but everyone still believes it. This can be used for good or bad, depending on the situation or the source of information known. There are a few creatures still on this earth which know the ancient art, and they have profound hearing, very sensitive smell and are able to transform from dog to human very fast.

Hey, look at that man hes mutting!

Did you hear about that guy called Hallett, he was just mutting about Ellen.

Wow, that story was crazy! I can hardly believe it was true! Oh wait that man must have been mutting!

What a mutt! He must have been mutting!

Mutting by Kevin Rudd123 August 24, 2011