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Mertonator

A Mertonator is a person who loves having kinky sex... especially up the bum. On the outside they are a loving friendly person that people love to be around but make sure you don’t leave anything out around them because when alone they like to investigate and see what they like putting up their bum.
Person 1: do you know Megan?

Person 2: yeah she’s lovely!

Person 1: she’s a mertonator, be careful what you touch in her house
Mertonator by Robyntherobber April 28, 2021

moronathon 

a marathon where the competitors are all morons
mitchell won the first prize gold medal in the olympic moronathon this year
moronathon by scapegirl February 17, 2025

martinated 

Describes someone who is very angry or upset, usually for a trivial reason.
Oh no, he's martinated because his mom got green grapes instead of the purple grapes he wanted.
martinated by flamingooolvr September 14, 2025

operize a motorated vehicle 

drunken way of saying operate a motorized vehicle
I am not qualified to operize a motorated vehicle