Mississippi Flush 

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.

Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.

Mississippi Flush by St Pete card player December 17, 2011

Mississippi Grind 

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.

I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...

Mississippi Grind by Bog-man July 10, 2016

Mississauga Switch

A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.

I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...

Mississauga Switch by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017

Tissue for your Missue 

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

Tissue for your Missue by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

Mississippi Queen 

The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.

"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"

"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"

Mississippi Queen by Regular Show Bro August 22, 2020

Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

Mississippi WaffleHouse by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015

mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.

My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.

mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008