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mexican misfire 

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.
Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

Bojon Misfire 

When you are attempting the Houdini and shoot in your own eye.
He was trying a Houdini and ended up with a Bojon Misfire.
Bojon Misfire by Papa Blue September 10, 2022

Notch 4 Misfire 

When an individual who has been exposed to an elongated period of seemingly subarctic temperatures gets in their car and, lost in their innermost desire to reach homeostasis, blasts the heat in the car to notch 4 (two notches from maximum). After a period of 4-6 minutes depending on the quality of the cars heating system, the person begins sweating profusely and could possibly undergo severe hallucinations. This unfortunate heating mistake is commonly referred to as a notch 4 misfire, not to be mistaken with a notch 2 assassin. (see also)
Fred: It's freezing!! I neeeeed heat!!!
(period of 4-6 minutes depending on your heating system)
Fred: Sweet mother of god it's hotter than hells ballsack in here! This was a notch 4 misfire if I ever saw one!
Notch 4 Misfire by notch4 October 28, 2011

Meowy Misfire 

The act of aiming your dick at your girlfriend's cat just as you cum.
Person 1: "Did you see how Jeff pulled a meowy misfire yesterday??"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had to clean it up myself!"

Critical Misfire 

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.
Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire

Mental Misfire 

When you basically have a brain fart cause you dibt have your shit in one bag!
I looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What a mental misfire that was.